Man: My wife is short of sense and scares of water.
Friend: How do you know?
Man: Yesterday, when I reached home and she was in bath tub with the security guard!!
Wife is Short of Sense and Scares of Water
Husband Messaged To His Wife
Awesome Lines:
Husband messaged to his wife: Dear, I am just having my last glass of beer and coming home within 40 minutes and if I don’t reach, Pl read this message again!!
Teacher and Mark, funny conversation
Teacher: You have ten older brothers?
Mark: Yes.
Teacher: Does your mom holler at you a lot?
Mark: Nope. By the time she finishes hollering at my brothers and gets to me she usually has laryngitis.
Social worker Jokes
Social worker: Mr. and Mrs. Plate are having marital problems.
Psychologist: Ah, a truly dish -functional family.
Husband and Wife goes to Marriage Counselor, funny joke
A husband and wife went to see a marriage counselor.
“Here’s the problem,” the husband said. “We’ve been married ten years. For the last eight, we haven’t been able to agree on any-thing.”
The counselor looked at the wife. “Is that right?” he asked.
“Absolutely not,” she answered. “We haven’t been able to agree on anything for the last nine years”
My parents now have a foam mattress
Pat: I filled my parents’ waterbed with soda.
Shelly: And?
Pat: I jumped on it.
Shelly: And?
Pat: My parents now have a foam mattress.